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Paul Blart: Mall Cop Free Movie

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Some people long for heroism. For some people, it is thrust upon them. This is the story of the protagonist of Paul Blart: Mall Cop movie. The film is about Paul Blart, the friendly mall cop who is suddenly face to face with a bunch of ruthless robbers. The main character is played by Kevin James of The King of Queens fame. He played the role of Doug Heffernan in that popular sitcom. Paul Blart falls for the lady in the hair extensions shop and Jayma Mays dons that role. He goes all out in order to impress her and make her his ladylove. He however falls flat on his face on his attempts to woo her. He is shown as a depressed man with no direction in his life. The bank robbery comes as a blessing in disguise for his show his caliber and win the heart of his flame.

The basic storyline promises to be a hilarious ride for the watcher but it disappoints with its bad handling of the script. The supposed to be humorous scenes in Paul Blart: Mall Cop Movie do not tickle your funny bones. The most important aspect of comedy is timing, and this is where the movie fails. If it doesnt work out with the audience then the film falls flat. A typical example of such a film is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. However, there are a few scenes that can make you roll on the floor laughing, literally!

The lead actors have given a decent performance but nothing more can be said of that. Kevin James as the main protagonist induces something into this sagging film but couldnt do it properly enough. Jayma Mays role offers very little scope to perform but she has grabbed the little opportunity with both hands and done justice to her role. Steve Carr who is the director has done what he can do but he should have allocated his resources more to the script department. The duo of Kevin James and Nick Bakay who handled the script should have tried rewriting the script in order to do justice to the plot.

If you dont have anything much to do and if you are desperate enough just to do something or anything still, think twice before going to Paul Blart: Mall Cop Movie. Even an optimist with all the patience the world would just have those selected few laughs and come out a dissatisfied. The movie isnt running in theatres because of its obvious discouraging box office response. But you can watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop online free.

There are various sites on the net which offer live streaming of the movie. You have the option to view it online or even to download it to your hard drive to view it as many times as you may like. Movies available online in DVD quality would occupy four to four and a half Giga bytes of storage on your hard drive. There are rips of the movie which occupy lesser space by compromising a bit on the quality. There are even DVD rips available! The best option for you however, is to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop online free. So its pretty easy to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop movie at home, what with all these offers throughout the internet. You must check out the url given in our resource box!!

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Free New American Idol Movies

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

American Idol is a musical competition reality television series that airs on the American network Fox. It was created by Englishman Simon Fuller and made its debut television appearance on June 11, 2002. It is one of the most popular shows in the United States of all times. It also airs in Australia, Asia, Canada, Ireland, Israel, Latin America, the United Kingdom, and many other countries throughout the world.

American Idol judges and producers audition contestants nation-wide and picks the best contestants between the ages of 16 and 28 to compete on the show. Between ten and forty people from each of seven cities are sent to the next round of auditions in Hollywood.

Once the contestants make it to the Hollywood portion of American Idol, eliminations are made daily. They must sing both solo performances and in small groups for the judges. The next step for contestants that aren’t eliminated are the televised finals. During the finals, contestants perform one song each week they select from a weekly theme. Various themes are selected from a wide variety of musical genres and feature artists such as The Beatles, Dolly Parton Mariah Carey, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and more.

Americans are able to vote for their favorite musical talent by calling or texting their vote, and have chosen the following winners since the shows beginning: Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks, David Cook, and Kris Allen. The winner of American Idol gets a $1 million record deal with a major label.

American Idol hosts a panel of judges that critiques the musician’s performances. This panel was originally comprised of Randy Jackson, a music manager and Grammy award-winning record producer, Simon Cowell, music executive and manager, and Paula Abdul, pop singer and award winning choreographer. A fourth judge, singer-songwriter Kara DioGuardi was added for the eighth season. Paula Abdul was recently replaced during the ninth season with comic Ellen DeGeneres and Simon Cowell recently announced he would be leaving after the 2009-2010 season. The host of American Idol since its beginning has been Ryan Seacrest. The show is currently on track to stay on air for at least another three seasons.

American Idol has been called by many critics as one of the best television shows to hit American television. It is undoubtedly one of the most popular, having spent an entire five years in the number one spot, making it one of only three shows to ever accomplish this feat. There is speculation that Idol’s popularity might be waning; the viewing audience dropped 19% in the sixth season and continue to drop during the seventh and eighth seasons.

American Idol is involved in an annual charity called “Idol Gives Back.” The annual show features celebrities, featured performers, and donations from viewers. Past performers for “Idol Gives Back” include Kiefer Sutherland, Miley Cyrus, Robin Williams, Celine Dion, Dane Cook, and more.

LJ James Motorcycle Movie : Guardians of Evil

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

GUARDIANS OF EVIL (LJ’s Biker Movie Idea)

I have been writing for years I have a few Biker book, Movie and even Biker Cartoon ideas. Because I have to be careful about posting them on-line so they do not get stolen I haven’t posted any. This is a very small part and just the beginning of a story I have been working on. It takes place in a world where the Government and the Police have become completely Corrupt. All the Motorcycle Clubs had been framed and blamed by the police for all the Crime and problems to cover and shift everyone’s attention from what our Government had been up to. When everything had fallen apart and America had fallen into the hands of the corrupt and Criminals where now running everything, There was no one left to turn to. The Bikers the world had been told to fear, Who had been shown as the ones who where evil, Decided it was time to turn the tables and they started the Motorcycle Club GUARDIANS OF EVIL in order to start to bring Justice back to the world. The idea of the character of Kyle is something along the lines of a mix of Dartanian in the three Musketeers and Bruce Wayne from Batman . He will become one of them, But first he must learn, And the Adventure Begins!!!

GUARDIANS OF EVIL:Scene 1 The Sky was dark and cloudy and a slight mist of rain started to fall on Kyle Star Jr’s face mixing with the tears that fell freely from his dark brown eyes, How appropriate though Kyle as he looked over the freshly dug hole that his fathers casket had been lowered into just hours before. With no raincoat or umbrella He was soon soaked and his shoulder length brown hair clung to his face. Everyone else had left long ago, his and his fathers, Friends Family and Fans had Hugged him and said things to Kyle to comfort him but they where like ghosts to him an he felt and heard nothing of what they said. Kyle looked around the cemetery and saw there where still 3 News vans there waiting. He knew they would want to talk to him, After all he was the son of the worlds greatest Motorcycle racer an at 6ft 160 lbs he was the spitting image of his late Father. He knew now that his Father was gone all everyone wanted to know was if He would be taking his Fathers place on the Race Track! Let them wait though Kyle, as he could not bear to leave his Fathers graveside yet. He knew that when he left the graveside the life he had once known would be gone forever. His father had been everything to him. His best Friend, his Mentor and his Hero. Kyle had never known his Mother an now at just 18 years old he found himself alone and on his own. The whole World had seen his Father die on the racetrack that day as he raced that one last time. He was far ahead in the lead and no others in the race where even close to him when He suddenly “lost control” of his motorcycle Crashing into the wall at close to 200 Miles an hour. Kyle had ran to help his Father but there was nothing he or anyone could do, A legend was gone Kyle Star Sr had died instantly!

Kyle Heard a voice whisper his name bringing him out of his dream like state. He looked up to see the Reporters face; he had seen her many times before on TV. She was not just any reporter but some well known big shot. She had interviewed Kyle’s Father more then once over the many years of his racing career, but at this moment she was just another Ghost to Kyle. What do you want he asked her? Kyle I’m sorry to bother you at this very sad time She said. But the world wants to know what you are going to do next after your father’s accident, Will you take his place? Will you race? Kyle’s faced turned red his eyes grew wide, he looked different even his voice seemed to change as he looked at her and said. The crash was NO Accident My Father was Murdered and I Know who is responsible! As Kyle looked straight into the Camera he spoke words that he would live to regret, “I will be coming for you!” Turning and looking at the reporter Kyle shouted “How’s that for an exclusive” Then he turned and walked away as the sky opened up and the rain started to come down hard!

Scene 2 The Taxi Pulled up in front of the bar and Kyle threw a handful of cash at the driver not even Bothering to count it. It had been six Months since his fathers Funeral and the man who stepped out of the Cab looked very little like the Man who had cried for hours by his Fathers graveside. Kyle now looked mean and rough a short beard on his face and his uncombed hair was covered by a Black dew-rag. The suit he had worn at his fathers funeral was now replaced with a t-shirt, leather vest, Blue jeans and work Boots. Kyle looked at the run down looking bar on the corner called “The Hoggs Penn” A clever play on The old Harley Nic Name, He though to himself. He saw about 20 Bikes parked out front, Most of them where Harley’s But he could see a few other Brands mixed in with the pack. This is it he though my fathers Killer is inside and soon one of us will be dead. He could hear the song Welcome to the Jungle By Guns an Roses blasting from the Juke box inside as he walked up to the door, opened it an walked inside. There was a large dirty looking Biker working the door in a cut off T-shirt with some Bike shops name on it. The Guys arms where Huge and covered in Tattoos. You got some ID there boy? He asked Kyle. How’s this? Kyle asked as he Placed a one Hundred dollar Bill on the table next to the Man. Looks good to me he said with a Smile as he put the cash in his pocket. Have fun JR he laughed as Kyle looked around the loud Smokey bar. The walls where covered in Biker posters and Hundreds of different stickers from Bike Shops, other Bars and Club Support stickers. The place was packed with many large Bikers; some had patches on their back showing they belonged to one club or another. There where five really great looking girls in very tight skimpy outfits Dancing on the Bar, on a different night in a different time I might have really enjoyed this place he though, as the first smile in a long time crossed his face. The smile only lasted a second as some drunk walked into him growling “watch where I’m walking boy” as he went past walking to the back of the bar heading towards the bathroom.

Kyle started thinking maybe I’m in over my head here as he saw most of these Bikers where much larger then him. One large Biker standing by the corner of the bar really stood out to Kyle, The guy had to be at least 6′ft 10in tall and over 300 lbs all of it muscle, he was wearing a long Black leather trench coat that went to about an inch from the floor, He had long golden blond hair that made him standout even more in the dark bar. Kyle felt as if this man was trying to warn him with his eyes. Kyle suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder and was spun around, he felt the wind get knocked out of him as he was punched in the gut harder then he had though possible. Four large Bikers grabbed him and pulled him towards two large doors in the back of the Bar. One of the Men kicked open the doors that lead to an alley out back. They dragged Kyle threw the doors and then tossed him to the ground. As he looked up he saw a large muscular Bald Black man about 6ft 2inches tall, wearing a black leather vest way to small for him. He had no shirt on underneath showing the world just how many muscles he had, lighting a cigar. He smiled at Kyle and then kicked him hard in his gut knocking the wind out of him once more. Boy you are about to learn a very valuable life lesson, unfortunately you isn’t going to live long enough for it to do you no good! Boy you never tell your enemy you are coming for him! An you go an do it on National TV. What was you thinking? Yeah said Kyle while trying to catch his breath. I realized that was probably not a good idea about two seconds after I did it. Kyle got a very serious look on his face as he said; I’m here to kill you Bob! You know that Right? Kyle stood up and pulled out a gun with the speed of an old west gun fighter. Badass Bob huh? How bad you feel right now with a Gun pointed at your head? Actually Boy I feel just fine! A split second later before Kyle could pull the trigger he found himself back on the ground with a large throbbing bump on the back of his head, one of Bob’s men had hit him hard with a crowbar. Kyle felt himself slowly passing out and the world going black around him, He could see Bob and his men standing over him smiling, they all had Guns in their hands. This is it Kyle though to himself now I die and my Fathers killer goes free! Just don’t seem right, where is the Justice in this world? Just Before the world went completely black and Kyle passed out, He could have sworn he saw a streak of Gold pass overhead and heard the sounds of someone fighting!

Scene 3 As Kyle woke he could feel a throbbing in his head,He could feel a large bump with his hand on the back of his head where he had been hit. He was laying on a couch in a room that was very bright. As he rolled over to look around the room he spoke the words “Where am I”. He was Surprised when he got the answer, Your still in the land of the living, So I would not worry about anything else right now! As Kyle looked to see who had spoken the words, he could see it was the large Golden haired man he had thought was warning him at the Bar. As Kyle looked around the room he could see there where other people in the room with them, They all looked like hardcore Bikers and on one of the walls he could see a banner hanging, on it where the words GUARDIANS OF EVIL MC …..

Who are the Guarddiand of Evil MC? What is their story? Where did they come from? Is a Motorcycle Club really the only hope for a world gone mad? If you want to find out then help me promote this Movie Idea ! feel free to Contact me at AmericanBikerX@Yahoo.com There are many Questions , Do you want to know the Answers? L.J. James AmericanBikerX.com . LJ’s Radio Show can be heard at BikerLowdown.com

This is just the beginning I hope, I’m looking to see if there is any Studio’s, Publishers excreta…. looking to fund this project!!!

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Free Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Online

Monday, June 27th, 2011

If youre a keen fan of robots hitting the nuts and bolts out of one another or vehicles transforming into robots, be sure you dont miss watching the movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen online free. You cannot expect a lot from a film directed by Michael bay other than explosions, chaos, lovely ladies and gorgeous cars and this is what youre treated to in this movie.

The action sequences are undoubtedly the best I have ever seen and people will be left astounded at the level of CGI animation used in the movie. This however always has its drawbacks since with the emphasis on action, action and more action, we get a terrible storyline if you can call it a story at all. But apart from that, theres plenty of action to make sure even John Rambo jumps out of his seat a couple of times.

The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen movie smashed many box office records for ticket collections and this is not surprising. One thing that many reviewers trashed about the movie was the long running time – nearly 2 and a half hours. If a few scenes were cut here and there, this would have been so much better.

Most of the things in the movie are brilliantly portrayed, the time frame, the robots, the transformation, and the story too. Even though the story is little it does fit into the movie pretty well. Criticism doesnt affect Michael Bay, he does what he likes to do ” direct the best, out of the world action scenes that look totally flawless.

The tale is engulfed in the center of fighting amongst huge robots. As said before, the emphasis of the film is not the plot, and we are agree to value the movie bearing in mind the fabulous action we are presented with. In comparison to the first there are additional robots and the action scenes have also dramatically increased. This gives the viewer the impression that the Transformers are in fact an integral part of our universe and not a far way aliens as was the case in the original movie.

When you look at the acting side, no one really gives an award winning performance but they have all done a decent job nonetheless. Megan Fox looked as sexy as ever while Tyrese and Josh Duhamel looked like they had to force themselves into voicing out their dialogues. Michael Bay always had a love for these slow motion scenes but this is the first time he brings in more slow motion scenes especially when Megan Fox runs in some of the fight sequences, but it was wonderfully satisfying. Shia, who acts like the half hero and half confused college kid, is given a responsibility to save the world, and he does a commendable job at that.

If you are looking for quality drama or a meaty script, look elsewhere. Otherwise, Transformers is ideal for you, especially if you are crazy about stunts and action sequences. You can view Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen online free on our website. To watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen online free, all that you need to do is a quick registration procedure and you will be able to access a library full of old as well as new movies at absolutely no cost!

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Saturday, May 28th, 2011

The Dexter TV show happens to be one of the favorite serial killer flicks in America. This mystery television drama has won several awards which includes 2 golden globe awards in this year’s ward for January 2010. The story is based on the novels written by Jeff Lindsay though few seasons are not based on this.

The lead role of the series is that of Dexter which is done by Michael c. hall who is a serial killer in the Miami city and also happens to be a blood splatter analyst at the Miami metro police main department. His life is full of secrets and he lives in solitude and follows the codes taught to him by his step father harry. His sister called Debra Morgan is done by Jennifer carpenter who also has a post in the Miami metro.

Dexter is the favorite serial killer for the American’s due to the fact that Dexter when he thinks of killing he kills only the bad guys. This code he has taken upon from his stepfather’s teaching. Before killing a person he does enough research on his victims and decides whether to kill them or not based on several factors.

Apart from the protagonist the other main characters are that of Dexter’s sister and his stepfather’s role. They often appear as ghosts. Another person who has got equal importance is that o f Rita Bennett. Rita’s casted by Julie Benz who is struggling with her two children as she is a single parent. Rita is also the new girlfriend of Dexter.

The thing whish has made the series a big hit is due to the gripping feel it gives to the audience. The story line is very well designed. And also an interesting fact is that at the same time several other stories are also shown to take place simultaneously. The actors are so well chosen and are dedicated and so give us a great performance.

So if you are still wondering how could a serial killer turn out to be one of the famous serial leading stars then watch Dexter show and get to know about it. There are nearly four seasons to the tv show from the internet you can watch Dexter’s TV show online free absolutely in our website. The advantage in viewing it online is that you can switch over to any episode of any season you need.

Free Watch Bride Wars Online

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Bride Wars is a romantic comedy film by Gary Winick. The movie is all about two friends and their weddings. The role of two friends Liv and Emma are taken up by actors Kate Hudson and Anne Hathway. Both these friends visit a wedding at the Plaza Hotel and decide to have their wedding at exact same venue. The movie picks up speed when, as fate would have it, due to certain mix ups, both their marriages are being held at the same time, and the very same place. Now this is the start of the Bride Wars movie. The arrangement is not favored by both of them and both the friends try all they can to let all hell break loose on each others wedding.

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Liv tries to change Emmas tan to a bright orange color while as a revenge Emma tampers with Livs hair dye, turning her hair into blue while. Emma tries to embarrass Liv by out dancing her at her own bachelor party and quite slyly sends Liv a huge load of chocolates and candy in order to make it hard for Liv to get into her wedding gown. All these cruel activities lead to a tussle between Emma and her fianc. The same reason leads to a broken engagement on the day they were supposed to get married. On the other hand, Liv had a very successful marriage with Emma appearing to be enjoying herself with Nate, who happens to be Livs brother.

One year passes since their marriages and the two friends meet again to discover that both are pregnant and they are expecting a child on the same day. Bride wars is set to hit a screen near you in the month of January 2009. A lot of people do not find the time to drop by the cinema to catch a film. And as we all know, money is finite.

The perfect solution for all movie buffs that need to hold on to their pockets would be to watch the Bride Wars movie online! With the launch of thousands of online movie theatres willing to offer lifetime memberships, there couldnt be a better idea. Not everyone has the time to spend 2 hours straight on watching the Bride Wars movie, no matter how good it proves to be. But with an online movie membership you can watch Bride Wars online.

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